No password needed
Type the email on your account. We will send a link that signs you in once; from there you can set a new password.
Lost the email address itself? Write to hello@wobblypost.com with an order number and the shipping address, and a person will help.
For the grown-ups
It floats in the corner of every page. If a small person wanders up while you are reading about how the tooth fairy actually works, tap it. The whole site turns into the dullest page in the Land, and stays that way even if they refresh.
To come back, press and hold the acorn for three seconds, or tap it once and type the word acorn. Small people rarely have the patience. On a keyboard, Escape hides the site too.